Want to combat a hectic life?

Want to combat a hectic life?

WANTED! (by the FBE) THE HECTIC LIFESTYLE       The Federal Bureau of Enlightenment (“FBE”) asks your help in apprehending The Hectic Lifestyle.   CRIMES COMMITTED: Kidnapping the tools of enjoyment (i.e. cameras, musical instruments, art supplies, dance shoes, etc.) and holding them hostage deep in the cluttered closets, drawers, attics and basements of citizens throughout the world; Leaving victims without time to play; and Disorienting them from their souls. DESCRIPTION: Length: 24 Hours Weight: Heavy Complexion: Dark Last Seen: Today. Often found traveling in packs of days, weeks, months and sometimes years. Disguised as: Anything done to please others above self.   Victims of these crimes are asked to spend time forgiving themselves for being charmed by The…